So when it's 2:46 a.m. and you hear BASH! run run run run run scuffle THUD-- and so on -- and you know it's human and you know it's your backyard...
I flicked on the motion detector light and after a suitable second of delay it glared on, and still there's scuffle THUD THUD--
and what I see, or what I can see since I don't have glasses on, is one, then two guys scrambling over the fence - the THUD is them landing on the "wood shed" on my North fence - into the yard next door and entering what I believe is the basement apartment with great speed and alacrity.
It was like watching big human racoons for a second, messing around in the trees in the back. There was that moment of "Omigosh Look - even though they are pests they are still Wild Animals in the City and kinda Cool to Behold."
But see, there is a perfectly good entrance that leads to that door to that apartment. And then there was the speed.
So I'm pretty much concluding that my immediate neighbour is a criminal.
Hoo fucking rah.
Also, the furnace is still after me. It's dropped to 13 degrees. There is ice forming on the inside of the window.
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